Florida vs. Georgia: Gameday at the Cocktail Party
Florida and Georgia fans discuss various elements of the rivalry that make it unique as the two college football teams get set to play another edition of the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party in Jacksonville, Florida.
Full transcript below:
Florida student:
- Georgia has a better coach, not.
Florida student:
- They have a better quarterback. Oh, wait. They have a better defense.
Florida student:
- Georgia doesn't have s---. They're unranked. They've lost 3 times. They're trying to beat Florida...
(Girl blows whistle)
University of Florida female student:
- Personal foul. Georgia... needs to go home.
Parking lot attendant:
- Enjoy yourself and go Gators.
Danny Wuerffel (inside a corporate tent):
- Well it's great to be back here because we never had any bad memories here ever. Every time we came here it was great memories.
The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party: 20 year recap in hyper speed.
Florida football fan:
- Steve Spurrier came in in 1990 and said we are going to beat Georgia every year. He won 11 out of 12 against Georgia. Pounded them many years. Gave them the worst beating they ever had at their stadium back in 1995 and then we continued that tradition as we've gone along. And 2 years ago they pulled the crap where they ran on the field. That's it, they're done. I don't know if we ever let them win another one.
In search of the Gator stereotype: Jean shorts.
UF football fan:
- So what about jean shorts. I've never seen any of our team come out on the field with jean shorts.
Georgia student:
- Jean shorts was a good idea in 1905 when they first came up with jeans.
Florida student:
- It's kind of the one thing Georgia fans cling on to because we've won 18 out of the last 20 games here or something(actually 17 of 20). But look around, I don't think any of us are wearing jean shorts.
No jorts detected... until.
Florida student in jorts (Halloween costume):
- I like to express my sense of fashion and I've always been really serious about that and I have really nice legs as well so.
Florida student:
- Those are athletic thighs.
Florida student:
- It also helps us drink a lot because when we see people like this, that's 2 drinks.
Not the worst costume this Halloween weekend.
(Guy wearing costume that says "I stole Tebow's V-card.")
(Guys wearing "Ambiguously Gay Duo" costumes.)
Ace (or maybe Gary):
- This is just a coincidence, the outfits. And you laugh now but there's going to be like 4 or 5 girls in our apartment.
Georgia woman dressed as a showgirl:
- Today is Halloween. It's going to be a trick on us and a... there's going to be a treat on us and a trick on them.
Ominous foreshadowing in 3, 2, 1.
Georgia student:
- The worst thing that we did is that we haven't been playing Washaun Ealey as much as we should have.
(Ealey getting his eyeballs rearranged courtesy of Brandon Spikes.)
Gator Radio Network:
- ... and Florida beats Georgia again.
(Cookie Monster)
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