Congratulations to Jose Canseco for successfully gaining free publicity by inserting himself into the Herschel Walker MMA story. It's not hard to believe he actually wants to fight Walker for the payday. What would be harder to imagine is that he would work hard enough to be competitive. But why should my shortsighted and shallow analysis rob us of images that would have the potential to live up to those from recent memory.
This is Canseco vs. Vai Sikahema two years ago in a boxing match.
This is Sikahema knocking Canseco out in the first round.
This is Vai celebrating with his Canseco Championship Belt.
This is Canseco exiting the premises.
This is Canseco reemerging as a kickboxer.
This is Canseco being re-submerged...
...by his 7 foot tall opponent Choi Hong-man.
This is Jose Canseco taking batting practice without a bat and Roger Clemens behind the dish.