I Want to be an Amphibious Bus Driver

My dad is a successful periodontist, but what he really wanted to be was a bullpen catcher or a bus driver. I could never really relate to any of the three... until now. I definitely want to become a bus driver; an amphibious bus driver.

I wouldn't even care that the company I work for doesn't know how to spell "amphibious"...

... or that I'd have to live in Scotland...

... or that I might only be able to work during "high tide." Practicality is totally overrated anyway.

Your move, Boston.