The Winner of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party: You.
While the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue doesn't hold the iconic status it used to, there is life after Kathy Ireland, Elle MacPherson, and company.
Please allow me to introduce you to Genevieve Morton. Clearly, I'm late to this party but, then again, so are you. Currently, she has exactly as many twitter followers as I do. That's just wrong... or maybe it's fate. Call me.
Poor Genevieve doesn't even have a Wikipedia page. How is that possible? What category starts ahead of "model" for the pervs who create entries? I think she's from South Africa. That's all you need to get started. Go, wikipedians, go!
Next we have Jessica Gomes who appears to be a more known commodity in the online world. Gomes was born in Australia but her parents are from Singapore and Portugal. She got her break as a model after appearing on the Australian TV show, "Bush Patrol." Take a moment to gather yourself. I'll still be here when you're ready to continue.
Daniella Sarahyba is from Brazil. She's 25 and her mother also used to model. Little else is known about her because she's already married.
Finally, here's Sports Illustrated cover girl Brooklyn Decker. Mostly for the guys putting her name into a search engine and not for what she was wearing at the party.
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