Next Year’s Oscars Host Has Been Found… Dolph Freaking Lundgren.

He sings, he drums, he breaks the ice... literally. Sweden's Melodifestivalen is yesterday's news for Dolph. Hollywood needs him back. And if he botches the board breaking during the opening musical number, he can just say it was Andrei Kirilenko.

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