The Oscars Could Learn from Nickelodeon

This is how you write a script to... present a major award. Prepare a physical comedy stunt. Don't let the presenter in on the stunt. Make sure the propmaster jacks the slime machine up to a velocity bordering on mean spirited. Have Jonah Hill goof on the movie "Precious."

A perfect comedy lesson brought to you by the people who realize that dumping green liquid on others never gets old.

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