Ike Davis now knows why they call it Foul Territory (Video)

New York Mets rookie first baseman Ike Davis makes another amazing catch and claims he didn't feel a thing...
Craig Carton, of the "Boomer and Carton" radio show in New York, addresses the issue with this subtle, nuanced question to Taylor the morning after.
"It appears that Fernano Tatis grabs your junk and holds onto it as you go over the dugout fence. True or false?"
Taylor's response?
"I don't know who did it but I didn't feel it because I wear a cup. So I had plastic protection. I didn't feel a thing.
The video did show a little 'grope-age'."
The "age" in "Grope-age" rhymes with the end of "carriage." As in "Fernando Tatis provides an unwelcome carriage."
Decide for yourself from a different angle...
Looks like the face of a calm and cool groping assassin.
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