Charlie Sheen’s Bizarre Interview with Dan Patrick
His "No Crack" pep talk to the UCLA baseball team, among other things...
Brett Kiesel’s Beard Grows in Awesomeness… Some other things Don’t
Why can't any other part of the Super Bowl buildup live up to those follicles...
Yankees Owner Calls Rangers President “Ridiculous”

Yankees owner Hal Steinbrenner to Rangers President Chuck Greenberg: "Completely inappropriate. Ridiculous..."
Texas Rangers Owner Calls Yankees Fans “The Worst”

"I thought they were an embarrassment..."
New Braves Manager Expects Chipper Jones to be Back

"The plan for him is..."
Mike Ditka wants women (and everyone else) out of the Locker Room

"If the NFL had any guts, they'd bar all women from locker rooms after the game..."
Fan gets onto the field and runs… forever.
This Orioles fan somehow eludes capture for a solid 2 minutes as the Baltimore Police employ their highly effective "stand around and watch" technique.
Larry King’s next move, MLB Network?

"I told Bud Selig... that I would go to MLB in the drop of a hat..."
Stan Van Gundy Upset, Curses on Live Radio


On Florida Marlins manager's firing: "Are you sh---ing me?"
Ken Kaiser: The Anti-Jim Joyce

"I'm not going to cry on the news and tell everybody I'm sorry for what I did."
We now have the proper antagonist to begin work on the screenplay...